“This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!”
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
(Source: busket)
Just spent a ridiculous amount of money on postage so i could have a BOOKLION jumper made by Polandbananasbooks. NO REALLY IT WAS SO CRAZY EXPENSIVE. I REGRET NOTHING.
I ordered some books from Barnes and Noble a while back and it said delivery should take 4-14 days. IT’S BEEN 20! 20!!!!!
Eagerly awaits a new Beth Revis book.
Have you got colour in your cheeks?
Do you ever get that fear that you can’t shift the tide that sticks around like summat in your teeth?
Are there some aces up your sleeve?
Have you no idea that you’re in deep?
I dreamt about you nearly every night this week
How many secrets can you keep?
‘Cause there’s this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow and I play it on repeat
Until I fall asleep
Spilling drinks on my settee
(Do I wanna know)
If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go)
Was sort of hoping that you’d stay
(Baby we both know)
That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day
Crawling back to you
Ever thought of calling when you’ve had a few?
'Cause I always do
Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new
Now I’ve thought it through








